From the recording No Paved Roads
Lyrics
He karaoke’s all night at the bar
In his mind he was a superstar
Pretty little thing she looked so fine
Knew he’d take her home at closing time
Went home at two with a ten
And he knew that he did win
Woke up at ten with a two,
He thought o my god what did I do
He’s got the ugly beer drinking blues
The ugly beer drinking blues
Quarter after ten the phone does ring
His mommas stopping by to get some things
He’s gotta get this one out the door
He says help me o lord
I won’t do it no more
Well he went home at two with a ten
And he knew that he did win
Woke up at ten with a two,
He thought o my god what did I do
He’s got the ugly beer drinking blues
The ugly beer drinking blues
Now beauty’s in the eye of the beholder I hear
But that don’t count when you’re out drinking beer
If ya home at two with a ten
You’ll be thinking that you did win
You’ll Wake up at ten with a two,
Be thought o my god what did I do
You got the ugly beer drinking blues
The ugly beer drinking blues
The ugly beer drinking blues